No-Fault Administration

I have some quick thoughts.

First, I understand that Donald Trump is the Acting President of Venezuela. I understand therefore the Donald Trump is the president of a socialist country. Therefore, as I understand it, the president of the United States is the president of a socialist country.

Second, I understand that Donald Trump is in possession of the Nobel Peace Prize. I also understand that Donald Trump has never been awarded a Nobel Peace Prize. Therefore, I conclude that you don’t need to win the Nobel Peace Prize in order to get it. And that anyone, not just the Nobel Prize committee, can give someone a Nobel Prize.

Third, I understand that Donald Trump lost the presidential election in 2020, but that he knows that he won it. I understand that Donald Trump lost the State of Minnesota in 2016, 2020, and 2024, but that he is certain that he won that state all three times. Therefore, I understand that the results as certified by election officials should not be controlling if Donald Trump decides otherwise. At least, this appears to be what a large segment of the American population believes.

Fourth, I used to think that Venezuela had a lot of oil. But now I understand that there is a lot of oil in Venezuela, but that all of this oil belongs to Donald Trump, who is able to sell it to American oil companies in return for sharing their profits with him to help pay for his favorite big toys. Maybe this is true of other resources, as well.

Fifth, I used to think that money supply was controlled by the Fed. But now I understand that Donald Trump also controls money supply by creating his own cryptocurrency. I also know  that he thinks that he should be in control of the Fed as well, thus controlling all U.S. money supply.

Sixth, I have understood that Greenland is an autonomous part of the Danish kingdom. But I also understand that Donald Trump thinks that Greenland would become part of the United States the second that Donald Trump declares it so. If Greenland can become part of the United States in this manner, any other foreign land could. I also understand that I could have used Gaza, Panama, Mexico, Colombia, or Canada instead of Greenland in this section.

Seventh, I understood that boats were safe from American attack while in international waters. But now I understand that boats can be sunk by American forces while in international waters in order to keep those boats from bringing illegal drugs into the United States, and that boats do not have to be bringing illegal drugs into this country in order to be put into this category. So, I conclude that any boat anywhere in the world carrying any cargo, or no cargo, can be sunk by the US for bringing illegal drugs into this country if Donald Trump wants them sunk.

Eigthly, I understand that obstruction of justice can be a crime, and that obstruction of ICE fits into this category, and that any obstruction of ICE is not only a crime, but a capital crime. And that no trial or investigation is needed, and presumption of innocence does not pertain, before the punishment can be implemented.

Finally, I understand that American military members are not supposed to follow illegal orders. But I understand that if you are a Democrat and you say this, you are to be punished, but if you are a Republican, it is okay to say this. Thus, I conclude that all people are treated equally under the law, except for Republicans, who can do anything they want.

I guess I finally understand it all.


2 responses to “No-Fault Administration”

  1. Trump is working on a novel that will get the Nobel prize for literature titled Donald in Dementia Land and the World Goes Down a Rabbit Hole

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