Our new president believes firmly in the Constitution. That must be why he has issued an Executive Order banning birthright citizenship, a right explicitly granted in the Constitution.

Our new president believes in following the law. That must be why he has issued an Executive Order giving Tik-Tok 75 days of life, ignoring a law that explicitly required the app to shut down on January 19.

Our new president believes in national security. That must be why, on his own, he determined that American intelligence is wrong in saying that Tik-Tok is a security risk and suggests a 50-50 joint venture between China and the United States.

Our new president believes strongly in legal immigration. That must be why he has suspended the State Department refugee resettlement program, and why he has canceled pre-entry appointments for asylum seekers waiting in Mexico.

Our new president believes in the rule of law. That must be why he has pardoned 1600 criminals already convicted of January 6 crimes.

Our new president believes in an independent justice department. That must be why he has instructed the Department to halt all remsining actions against those indicted for January 6 crimes.

Our new president believes in avoiding foreign entanglements. That must be why he plans to take control of the Panama Canal and Greenland.

Our new president believes in no politicalization in the Department of Justice. That must be why he has nominated Kash Patel and his enemies list to head the FBI.

Our new president wants to bring about an era of peace in the Middle East. That must be why he ended all sanctions against radical Israeli West Bank settlers.

Our president wants, most of all, to be a unifier. That must be why he constantly hurls 6th grade insults at everyone who disagrees with him.

Our president wants our country to be a land of meritocracy. That must be why he is canceling so many programs which help level the playing field.

I could go on and on. But, really, what is the point? We have entered America’s Golden Age. Enjoy it while you can.