An editorial piece in yesterday’s New York Times was entitled “New York City Doesn’t Have Nearly Enough Free Bathrooms”, and included such lines as “New York should be the greatest city in the world, and it is time that our bathroom access reflects it”.
OK, a weird editorial, but it brought to mind my only thoughts about public access to toilets. And let’s be clear here, they aren’t “bath” rooms, are they? Isn’t a bath room a place where you can take a bath? (But I digress) Here are the thoughts that come to mind:
- Men and women have different challenges in public toilets. Men usually have it much easier. I don’t know if that can be remedied.
- Public bathrooms in the United States are generally free. But, in much of the world, you have to pay. And where you have to pay, you get better service: the bathrooms are cleaner. You may have some toiletries at your disposal. They are generally safer. What is the tradeoff?
- I remember when I saw “Urinetown” – my reactions? (a) and embarrassing subject, (b) an extraordinarily clever show, and (c) you have to pay to go to the bathroom?
- I am actually reading a book about this now. In my going through my Penguins, I came across a French novel from the 1920s, called “Clochemerle”, by Gabriel Chevalier. I don’t expect you ever heard of it. It is a satire, they say, on the relationship between ultra-secular France and the Catholic church. In a small town in the Beaujolais Region, the mayor decides the town needs to have its spirits lifted. It needs a new public facility – the new public facility is to be a fancy urinal (sorry, ladies), and the place to put it is right across the street from the town’s Catholic church.
- I remember the pissoirs in Paris (and I guess throughout France?), where men could go in and do their business. They were not fully concealed. From the knees down, everything was open to public view. And to public smell. I think they are long gone now.
- And then I remember somewhere in Italy (a country where every alley seemed to be a pissoir – again, apologies to the ladies), where there was a alley that actually had a ceramic urinal installed – totally in the open.
- I remember the Washington University Law School bathroom, in the days before the new law school was built. You went downstairs, you went through a locker room (every student had a locker) and the through a large open door into the bathroom. There were very few female law students in those days (1960s) and the bathroom, open that it was to anyone in the locker room, was for men only. Women? Try across the campus somewhere.
- And then there are the public bathrooms in bars, cafes and restaurants where signs like “Restrooms for customers only” seem to be more and more common.
- And then there are those bathrooms in bars, cafes and restaurants which are particularly well designed: they will be the subject of the series of photo books I will never complete – or start – “Where to Go in Washington” and other places.
- I am now reminded of public bathrooms in third world countries (some of which are not too third world at all), where toilet seats are rare, and where sometimes there is just a hole in the ground.
- And speaking of that, what about all of those Don’s Johns and other Porta-potties which are just smelly holes? All can’t be like those we once ran into in Israel which were clean as can be and had a TV built into the inside of the door, so you could watch while you do your business.
- Today, of course, with all of the gender issues running around – there is another question about bathrooms. Should they be multi-gender? Should they be gendered, but the patron chooses their own gender? Should all bathrooms be single use only? We were surprised in October, when we went to my 55th law school reunion and discovered that all of the bathrooms at obviously woke Yale Law are now multi-gender. It didn’t seem to be a problem for anyone. Maybe that is the answer. Maybe not
So many thoughts pop up. If New York City decides to expand its public toilets, it has a lot to consider.