Help. This morning, Pam Bondi says that she is making Terry Cole emergency Chief of Police, and DC’s Mayor and Attorney General say that is illegal and does not have to be recognized. I just heard that DC sued Trump over this latest move. What a mess.

Cole knows nothing about policing and nothing about Washington. The plan must be to create absolute chaos here in order to prove that even more draconian and fascistic steps are needed.

Trump is on the way to Russian America to meet with Russia’s leader. Maybe he will give back Alaska to Russia in return for the right to finally build that hotel in Moscow. Russia is prepared. A Putin aide said that the flight from Moscow to Anchorage was just a domestic hop.

Alaska, by the way, is the only state that I have not visited. I know I should take one of those cruises, but I understand it is on a boat, so I will demur. I will have to fly or, better yet, drive. Whatever happened to the Alcan Highway? I assume it is still there.

It goes from Dawson Creek BC to Delta Junction AK, about 1300 hundred miles. And from our home to Dawson Creek is about 2700 miles. So the total trip will be 4000 miles each way. Times 2 equals 8000 (higher math). And that’s before side trips.

I would like one of those trips to be to Sitka, the former capital of Russian America, but I know I cannot drive there until someone builds a bridge. Vladimir, are you listening to me?

Of course, Trump doesn’t want to lose his Alaskan Republican House and Senate votes, so the arrangement we might see is this. If Alaska continues to vote Republican, nothing will change. But if one Democrat or Independent candidate is elected, the State of Alaska will automatically become the Federated Alaskan Russian Republic. Yes, Alaskans will have a choice.

Remember this from when you were young? What did Delaware? A New Jersey. Are you sure? I think so, but Alaska. That joke was important in my life. It is when I realized that all jokes are not funny. Some are just stupid.

Oh well, did you hear the one about the man who started to meditate for an hour every morning and how it changed his life? First, he was late to work. Eventually, he lost his job. And then his wife left him. Meditation really changed his life.

I am now going to formally stop, even though I am not ahead. Happy Friday.  (BTW, my chief critic says that this last paragraph is not at all necessary. Please feel free to ignore it if you wish.)