I have it on good authority that the Nobel Prize Committee in Oslo had been very nervous that Benjamin Netanyahu, the world’s number 1 or number 2 peacemaker (yes, there are still those who place Vladimir Putin as number 1), would not be nominating  anyone for this year’s Nobel Peace Prize, and without a nomination from Bibi, where would they even start?

But yesterday, Bibi nominated Bobo. Yes, Bobo the Clown, a/k/a Donald Trump, was nominated for the honor, based on his success in stopping the war in Gaza and the military activity (don’t dare call it a war) in Ukraine. Bobo is a cinch.

In the meantime, rather than convincing Bibi to stop the continual attack in Gaza, Bobo seems to be relishing Bibi’s endorsement of Bobo’s plan to turn Gaza into the French Riviera (minus those annoying French – au revoir, bèbè). Yes, it does look like both Bibi and Bobo want to say bye-bye to those Gazans and hope their plan can be effectuated without too many boo-boos.

And if they can’t replicate the Riviera, maybe Gaza would be a good place to raise sheep? The headline? Bibi and Bobo bring baa-baas to Gaza after their boo-boo in trying to say “bye-bye, bèbès” to the folks currently still living there.

Yes, it promises to be one of those days.

In the meantime, Bobo is promising to send arms to Ukraine, ignoring the stoppage that Pete Hegseth (with whom nothing rhymes) engineered last week totally without any approval from his boss Bobo. Apparently, Hegseth (with whom nothing rhymes) just didn’t think it important enough to mention to Bobo, and that was his boo-boo. But Bobo has not yet decided to say bye-bye to Hegseth (with whom nothing rhymes). And we don’t know what weapons Bobo will be sending to Ukraine. Maybe guns that shoot bee bees.

Meanwhile, as to the sudden rise of the Guadalupe River in Texas, Bobo believes this is the result of everyone but himself failing to do their jobs. Even Biden had a hand in this, he thinks. If it had not been for that election fraud in 2020, the river would have been taught how to behave and the tragedy averted.

While all this was going on, Elon the Magnificent has announced the formation of a new political party, the America Party, whose platform will include more guns, more bitcoins, and less Bobo. Oh, yes, and a Tesla in every garage. He wants to win 2 Senate seats and 4 or 5 House seats (my number may be off on that one) in 2026.

You may be wondering who will run for those seats on the America ticket. The answer is: Elon. He has found no law that prohibits one South African running for multiple legislative seats. And he is going to do it. He plans on winning each contest unanimously, and will challenge in court  anyone who disagrees with him. His claim (I am his legal advisor, so I know these things) will be that anyone who puts an “X” on the ballot is voting for Elon, irrespective of where the “X” is placed.

I would like to say now, “I better stop when I am ahead.” But honesty is still the best policy, so I will just say, “I better stop.”

Have a nice day, bèbè.