This is birthday weekend. Not the birthday of the United States. That comes next month. But the birthday of someone more important than the United States. Donald J. Trump.
And not only is it his birthday. It is his 80th birthday. And that is something special. When I turned 80, I decided to write a blog. When Donald turns 80, he wanted something even more spectacular. He wanted a program of seven UFC matches. And he wanted them to take place on the White House lawn.
So, I know, you have questions, starting with “what does UFC stand for?”. I am here to give you the answers: Ultimate Fighting Championship. Next: do UFC fights include women, in addition to men? Answer: yes. Are women fighting at the White House? Answer? No. Question: Why not? Answer: That would involve DEI.
The main lightweight fight will be between Ilia Topuria and Justin Gaethie. Topuria has never lost a fight. He is the “champion” currently and (believe it or not) he is only #2 in the “UFC men’s pound for pound rankings”.
I am obviously curious about Topuria. What is his story? Well (and all is from Wikipedia), he is 29, just about my height, and (unlike me) speaks, in addition to English, Georgian, Spanish, and Mingrelian. Mingrelian?
Well, I guess Topuria is Mingrelian. He was born in Germany, his parents came from Abkhazia, and they are Georgian. The Mingrelians are a subgroup of Georgians (perhaps), their language is related to Georgian (I think). There are about 400,000 Mingrelians, of whom Topuria is only one. When Topuria was 7, his family left Germany and moved back to Georgia and then, when he was 15, they moved to Spain, where he trained and where he apparently still lives.
If you are wondering how Topuria got into mixed martial arts, perhaps you should look to his older brother, Alexandre, who is also a UFC fighter. If you are wondering what Topuria was doing on January 7, 2026, I can tell you that he was in Spain appearing in the Court of Violence Against Women, answering a complaint filed by his ex-wife (whose name, if you are into such details, is Giorgina Uzcategui). You can see why Trump likes him. He is a dual citizen of Georgia and Spain. In 2025, among his other honors, was being voted the “Fan’s [sic] Choice Knockout of the Year Award” winner.
So what about his opponent, Justin Gaethje? He has lost 5 fights and won 27. He is 8 years older than Topuria and 3 inches taller. He is American, born in Arizona, trained (at the Grudge Academy) in Colorado. He mother is Mexican, his father German. This would mean that you would pronounce his last name Get-ya, which sounds about right for an UFC fighter.
Get-ya actually has a college degree (good for him) and at one time had eye sight so bad that he fought only by touch, not by sight. He had a photorefractive keratectomy, which improved his vision.
I understand that 4,000 spectators will be in the temporary stands built around the temporary eight sided mat, and about 120,000 fans will be on the lawn.
Well, in fact, I doubt all of this. Why? First, because I can not imagine 120,000 people in greater DC (I guess some might trickle in from elsewhere) wanting to see any of this. In fact, national polls show the approval of these fights at just 16% which is, as they say, a smaller percentage than those who think the moon landing was faked, or that the earth is flat.
But secondly, because the weather report for Sunday night is for extreme thundershowers. Over the time set for the fights, the rain prediction is from 50% to 75%, so who knows if this event will even take place?
If it is too iffy to fight on the White House lawn, what are the options? Calling off the fights would be an insult to the president, of course, but what about a last minute move, say to the former Trump-Kennedy Center, now the Kennedy Center. My understanding is that the Opera House is free tomorrow night (as it is every night for the rest of history), and that seems an appropriate setting for a no-holds barred fight. While I don’t expect anyone to die during the fighting, the Opera House stage has certainly seen its share of deaths, so everyone would fell right at home. (By the way, there never have been any deaths in a UFC match, in case you were wondering).
Now a little about the fights: 3 minute rounds, with 1 minute between rounds, but fights are only 3 to 5 rounds (boxing matches usually are 6 to10 rounds, sometimes more). In a UFC fight, this is what you can not do (I think you can do anything else you want): no eye gouging, biting, hair pulling, mouth pulling or groin strikes, rabbit punches (to the back of the head), downward elbow strikes, kicking or kneeing the head of a downed fighter, and no holding on to the cage for leverage.
You want to watch (and think they won’t be rained out), but can’t make it to the Ellipse? You can stream the matches on Paramount. That means that these fights on the White House grounds can not even be seen unless you have a subscription to Paramount+ on your TV or computer.
UFC, of course, and Donald Trump have a long alliance (in fact, Donald would be a UFC fighter had he not been diagnosed with bone spurs), and Paramount? Well, look at the headline on the front page of this morning’s New York Times: “Officials Clear Merger’s Path at Paramount”.
And you think the fix is in?


































