(1) With the collapse of the Kennedy Center, I decided that we should increase our support of both the Washington Opera and the National Symphony, each of which lost their long time homes and some of their financial support. We started last year when we went to see Leonard Bernstein’s West Side Story. In fact, as the Opera is playing at a number of different venues, we went to see it at the Lyric Theater in Baltimore (an experience in and of itself almost worth the price of admission), and I have just completed ordering tickets for the Washington Opera’s production of Madame Butterfly in November. This one will be more convenient in that it is at Constitution Hall, which GPS says is only 4.2 miles from our house (Lyric Theater is 34 miles away).
Do you remember the days when getting tickets to anywhere was easy? When all you had to do was (a) walk up to a window and buy a ticket, or (b) make a phone call and order a ticket? Now, it seems that buying a ticket to anything is an ordeal. I started to buy our Butterfly tickets a month or so ago, but they weren’t on sale yet. Then I tried again a few weeks ago, and was unsuccessful. I don’t remember why, but I remember making a few attempts online, none of which went through for reasons beyond human understanding, and when I tried a third time, a note popped up that said that there was something wrong with your account information and to please call the box office. It gave me the Opera office hours, which were not particularly convenient (I think all this happened on the Friday afternoon before Labor Day and the box office was going to be closed for 3 days and then open from 10-4, or something like that). At any rate, by the time Tuesday came, I forgot about getting the tickets.
Until yesterday, when I remembered. I went back on line, the website didn’t even look the same, and I think that is because I was on the Ticketmaster site, not the Washington Opera site (now that I am thinking about it). At any rate, I ordered the tickets (Nov 15 matinee if you are interested in joining us), told them I had read the fine print, which I hadn’t, and told them I did not need ticket insurance or $22 parking on a Sunday afternoon. I then had to put it my email and my Ticketmaster password (you would think that this would have been a sufficient hint that I was on the Ticketmaster website, right?) and, of course, it told me my password was wrong. I tried again – still wrong. Then “Forgot your password?”.
I then received a code by email to reset my password. I decided to use the same password that it declined and inserted it, only to be told “you cannot use your previous password as a new password”. Makes sense, but if they knew that was my previous password, why did I need a new one? At any rate, I changed my password.
Okay, all done? No, not quite. They then told me they needed to do a double security check and asked me for my phone number, which I inserted, and then I opened my phone to get whatever message they were going to text me. Nothing came, and meanwhile my phone started ringing; I was getting a call from an unknown number, which I didn’t take. Then, a second call from the same number, which I took at the last minute, and it turned out it was a computer call (not a text, a call) from Citibank giving me orally a code for me to put into a box which was now open on the Ticketmaster screen. I went to put the code in the box, and suddenly got a message from Ticketmaster that said: “Time is up. We must give others a chance. Try again later.” The only thing missing from that note was the “Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha”.
Jeez. I decided that later should be right now, but I quickly learned that I had to start from scratch. When did I want to come, where did I want to sit, how did I want to pay, did I want to insure my purchase, did I want parking, etc., etc. I went through it all again, this time being on to their tricks, I used a new password for Ticketmaster and they took my money and sent me a confirmation.
Now, I will admit that I am rather cheap (it appears) when it comes to buying tickets, so that when we go to an event in a large venue, we tend to sit far enough away that we might as well be listening on the radio. That may be the way it will be at Madame Butterfly. We are paying only about $60 per ticket, so we will be sitting near the ceiling. But the seats that I saw (which do not include the really good seats, apparently) come in three prices, $59, $127, and $256. Opera is enjoyable, to be sure, put paying $512 for two tickets seems like a bit much, although plenty of folks must do it without blinking an eye.
I went back on the Ticketmaster site, by the way, to see what ticket prices looked like for other performances. I started with Steve Wonder, who is playing at the Capital Center, which has approximately 20,000 seats for a concert. The show is apparently basically sold out, but there are over 1,000 left, and the cheapest of these seats are a little over $1,000 (and in the Capital Center that means that all you can see is the Jumbotron), and if you want a second row floor seat, you will have to shell out just under $15,000.
Olivia Rodrigo is a 23 year old singer about whom I know little (and have never, to my knowledge, heard). She is also playing the Capital Center next month on two separate nights. What does it cost to hear 23 year old Olivia Rodrigo? As little as $700 or so, and as much as about $5000, if you want close-in seats.
I know the price of shows is a matter under a lot of discussion. And I know it has little to do with me. But who can afford these tickets to fill up one 20,000 seat venue after another again and again?
(2) How about some good news? I am generally not a fan of Moti’s Kosher Market, where we get most of the meat (that means 99% chicken) that we eat our house. I am not going to get into why I find shopping at Moti’s less than a great experience. Instead, I am going to say something very positive about Moti’s. They have a section that sells sushi and nigiri. On a whim (and because it looked good), I bought salmon nigiri this morning and brought it home for lunch. You get six large pieces of salmon on rice, along with wasabi, ginger and soy sauce for $13. It was absolutely first rate. Absolutely.
(3) There is so much in the news that you may have missed something. Like all official US government documents will now call Artificial Intelligence by the name of Super Intelligence. SI, not AI. This is a major change that could not have been initiated until the other SI, the Smithsonian Institution could also be renamed. It will now be the Artificial Institution, or AI. Thank you for your attention to this matter.















